nerdy-hippie:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep 

well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh

then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless

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fishpun:

mattboythefatboy:

I rolled down a hill while taking a panorama for this one

IT LOOKS LIKE A PUDDLE THAT LEADS INTO AN ALTERNATE WORLD

fishpun:

mattboythefatboy:

I rolled down a hill while taking a panorama for this one

IT LOOKS LIKE A PUDDLE THAT LEADS INTO AN ALTERNATE WORLD

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me on a spanish test:cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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sushinfood:

how do children EXIST

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gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:


Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.

image

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squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

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lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

via: Weshalljoinourhouses

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

via: Weshalljoinourhouses

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virginsplayground:

sad-butsassy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

"I will rip your fucking throat out"

I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT

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micdotcom:

Broadway is about to get its most important LGBT show yet 

Broadway’s upcoming season features a show that will entirely change the way we talk about lesbians on stage.
Fun Home is a musical adaptation of Alison Bechdel’s graphic novel of the same name. It arrives on Broadway in 2015 after a sold-out, critically acclaimed run at the Public Theater. The show, which was nominated for this year’s Pulitzer in Drama, is the most daring, relentless analysis of homosexual identity on the New York stage right now. 
The set-up seems simple enough, but the results are anything but.

micdotcom:

Broadway is about to get its most important LGBT show yet 

Broadway’s upcoming season features a show that will entirely change the way we talk about lesbians on stage.

Fun Home is a musical adaptation of Alison Bechdel’s graphic novel of the same name. It arrives on Broadway in 2015 after a sold-out, critically acclaimed run at the Public Theater. The show, which was nominated for this year’s Pulitzer in Drama, is the most daring, relentless analysis of homosexual identity on the New York stage right now. 

The set-up seems simple enough, but the results are anything but.

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musicaltheatreandbooklover19:

alishalovescats1701:

missvelmakelly:

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

IM CRYING

I JUST LAUGHED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT 

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lacenmagnolias:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

Ded

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